Today's Douche of the Day: Newt Gingrich

hy*poc*ri*sy n., 1. The practice of professing beliefs, feelings, or virtues that one does not hold or possess; falseness. 2. An act or instance of such falseness, to play a part, pretend.

hyp*o*crite n., A person given to hypocrisy, to play a part, pretend (see hypocrisy)

How appropriate is it that a photo of today's DOTD, Newt Gingrich, is found right next to the dictionary's definition of hypocrisy and hypocrite?! In fact, I could make things simple and stop right here and leave it with a, " 'nuff said"! But, of course, we need some context here. After all, Gingrich is so false and vile that he could easily join the pantheon of other DOTD's, like Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin, who might earn that august title on nearly a daily basis.

Gingrich earned it today for his recent appearance with interviewer David Brody on The Christian Broadcasting Network (CBN). When questioned about his 2 previous marriages which ended in divorce after allegations of his infidelity, Gingrich replied that he made these errors in judgement because he was "partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country". WTF?! This drivel was delivered by a man who regularly bludgeon's opponents with his self righteous, dogmatic, conservative blather!! What is he saying? He's horny for America? That's what drove him to infidelity? And people will buy this?!

Let's face it, gang, all I can say is this man will try to do to the country what he has already done to his mistresses (and wifes!). And it ain't drinkin' TEA (nod, nod, wink, wink). Now, 'nuff said! Congratulations to Newt Gingrich, today's DOTD.