Saturday, March 4, 2017
Today's LESSON IN SARCASM: WINTER
It's all about the love.
I love it when it's so cold that my eyeballs ache, my fingers bleed, my toes scream, and my member shrivels to an even more pathetic size.
I love wearing so many layers of clothes that if I fell down I wouldn't be able to get up from the shear bulk.
I love it when I enter my car, turn the key and hear a noise that sounds something like please don't start me - please don't start me - leeeeeve me alone!!
I love it when the wind is so fierce that it feels like something is eating my face.
I love driving on black ice that can't be seen until it's too late.
I love it after it snows and the road crews lay down so much salt that my green car turns white with the residue until May.
I love the deserted streets because it's too damned cold for any human to walk them.
And, I love it when people tell me how much they enjoy the clean, fresh air, even when it hurts to even breath!
Oh, yes, I LOVE winter.
That is all.