Saturday, April 11, 2015

Today's MOZEN: How to Eat Humble Pie

Photo: C Imperatore Words: F LoBuono
First, seat yourself at the head of the table. This will insure that your embarrassment will have the maximum effect, seen by the most people. It will also fill you with a false sense of security that you might even be somewhat important. It's great for slapping down the ego. Next, make sure that you use a dirty utensil. A filthy spoon or fork will be sure to enhance any bitter or foul taste. Then, that BIG slice of Humble Pie should be served warm so that you savor the full assortment of fine flavors like humility and shame. Delicious!!

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