YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP 7/6/2019

F LoBuono

Recently, a young woman in Lufkin, Texas, decided to take a gallon container of Blue Bell ice cream out of a Walmart refrigerator, remove the lid, take a BIG lick off the top, restore the packaging, and then replace it back into the fridge. We know this happened because she decided to have her boyfriend shoot her doing it and place the video on Facebook where it subsequently went viral. There is this wonderful close-up of her big, smiling face and fat tongue all over the ice cream. The flavor of said ice cream was not immediately known.

She was identified the next day and could have been arrested with her boyfriend for felony tampering which carries a potential sentence of 2-20 years in jail. However, since she is a minor (17), the case has instead been referred to the juvenile authorities.

Ah, the Price of Fame. 

Nope, you can't make this shit up.

'Merica.