When you think about it, Mitt Romney IS John Kerry! How can I prove that? Well, we can start by asking this question: have you ever seen the two of them together in the same room, at the SAME time? The answer is "NO"! Just look at them. They even look the same; tall, middle-aged white guys, with great hair and good teeth. And listen to them. They even sound the same. They try to have a sense of humor when they speak and both fall completely flat. The rhetoric may be different but the delivery is the same. A Romney campaign appearance takes on the same feel as a Kerry one did 8 years ago; it's sort of like watching paint dry. You know that it's happening but you can't really notice and if you could, you still wouldn't care! They also share a startling lack of charisma. In fact, I compare them both to melons; if they got any more mellow, they would ripen and then rot.
No. They HAVE to be the same person. There just couldn't be two, separate individuals that share that many traits. Mitt Romney IS John Kerry re-incarnated as a Republican; same guy, different philosophy. And just as Kerry lost to an incumbent who was ripe for the taking, Romney (if he even makes it that far!) will lose in November.
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